I'm a 17 Year Old Boy...

Rumor has it, you eat a lot while pregnant.

Yeah.  You do.  But not nearly as much as you do while nursing.  Not only am I nursing, I'm pumping an extra feeding or two a day for my at work stockpile.

It doesn't help that Declan was the size of a 4 month old at 2 months... and continues to grow at a rapid pace.

I eat like a 17 year old boy during hell week.

They say not to grocery shop while hungry.  My 'not hungry' window is approximately 12 1/2 minutes.  Grocery shopping has been quite expensive lately.

I can hardly make it through cooking dinner without jabbing a fork into food still cooking.  I'm thankful I haven't been visited by the salmonella fairy because, yes, there has been a time or two that I've taken a forkful of pink chicken.

9 more months?!?  Looks like I need to adjust our grocery budget... and avoid Costco indefinitely.