After 6 very long, overdue months, my boss gave me my performance evaluation. Thanks to my 'above average' performance, I received a merit increase putting me two solid figures above Chris' salary.
Sure, both digits are firmly on the right side of the decimal point, but I'm marking a large 'W' for myself in the win column.
I make 86 cents more than hubsters*.
Now if that ain't shattering the glass ceiling, I don't know what is.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm headed to 7-11 to spend my 86 cents.
*86 cents above his base salary. Overall, his salary still kills mine. But we don't need to go there.