I bought a new deodorant by Lady Speed Stick called Orchard Blossom. I had a coupon so I figured I’d live life on the edge and try something different than my usual Baby Powder.
I put the stuff on the other day and immediately noticed it made me smell like a life size green apple Jolly Rancher.
I like to eat Jolly Ranchers… not smell like them.
Chris comes in to give me a hug and says, ‘You smell really good!’
The rest of the day everyone kept telling me how lovely I smelled which sounds nice but instead actually presented a very big problem…
HOW ON EARTH I AM SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT THE COMPLIMENTED FRAGRANCE IS ORIGINATING FROM MY ARMPITS?!?!
I can either say, ‘Why yes, I do smell lovely. What perfume? It’s Eau De Pit’ in my best French accent or I can just throw the darn thing away and buy a new baby powder deodorant.
So much for my life on the wild side.
I am TOTALLY excited about tomorrow. Chris and I are going to the San Diego Fair on… Taste of the Fair Tuesday. Vendors, who usually charge $8 for a 3 oz. glass of ice water, take a break from the price hikes and offer special $2 tasters on Tuesdays. Below is a listing of what I’m trying.
Yes. I know that list is every vendor in the fair but… it’s only once a year. I can eat what I want right? Kinda like how I eat on, Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving and Labor Day and Groundhog Day and New Years Day and Veterans Day and Flag Day and the Queens Birthday and Kwanza and … maybe it’d be faster to name days I don’t celebrate with unhealthy amounts of food.
I’m going prepared. I’ll have more dollar bills in my pocket than a stripper in Las Vegas.