On Sunday, Cash pointed at the toilet and asked to use it. Chris set him on the seat, and Cash promptly pooped. Thoroughly ecstatic at the thought we could be lazy parents and still have a potty trained child, Chris gave Cash a fruit Tic Tac as a reward.
Cash immediately ran back to the toilet and tried to poop again.
His face turning bright red from exertion.
"All done bud." Chris said as he pulled him from the seat.
Cash started to cry, holding onto the toilet, screaming, "CANDY CANDY CANDY!!"
Since then, Cash asks to get onto the toilet at least 50 times a day.
I going have the only 2 year old with hemorrhoids.