But There's Free Parking!!

There have been talks of moving my department to another building. The issue came up in our staff meeting, my co-workers objecting since the building had asbestos problems.

Usually quiet in our meetings, I suddenly said loudly, "Is there free parking? Because I can deal with asbestos for free parking"

Silence.

Then laughter.

Lots of laughter.

Apparently they all thought I was joking.

Clearly, these folks have no idea how cheap I am.