Yesterday I had an appointment to get my teeth cleaned.
Hmm. Cleaning my teeth. Should take 20 – 30 minutes right?
Ha! You obviously don’t use my dentist.
Arrival time: 2:50PM
Departure time: 5:42PM
Sure I’m not employed and you’d think I had nothing better to do than sit and watch Judge Judy on my DVR but I actually USE my time looking for a job.
3 HOURS of which I lost yesterday to an ice cold waiting room filled with screaming children – and we all know how much I adore children… or not.
THEN, I received a letter from my attorney. I had to spend over 2 hours filling out their packet of information. What information? Every bit of information down to what grammar school I attended.
Who knows? It might be applicable. They may need to call some of my homies from first grade to ask if I favored the seesaw or the monkey bars.
Let’s see… lawsuit, dentist, unemployment.
Dear President Bush,
I have a new definition for the ‘Axis of Evil’.