I dropped my car off at the collision center and walked to the rental car agency. 47 pages of paperwork later (glad to see this isn't a hassle at all....), they escorted me to the rental car.
"Here you go!" he said, turning to hand me my keys.
I took a slow look hood to tailpipe over the horrifically ugly car and gave the guy a blank stare.
"Sassy!" he said.
"By your description of 'sassy', I'm guessing this isn't the first time you've had to defend the looks of this beast?"
"It's a holiday weekend in one of the most desirable vacation cities in the US."
I glared.
Not only is it a Nissan (ugliest cars ever created) it's a Versa, which rates mere millimeters behind the Juke,... in electric blue...hatchback. Every time I rev the engine and the sun shines on that sparkly blue paint, I sink a little lower and push my sunglasses a little higher.
I miss my car.
7 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA!! I rented a Nissan Versa once and the thing was one step above a roller skate!
Maybe this is God's way of making you appreciate your car : )
Oh come on Becks! It could have been worse! It could have been a Cube or worse a *cough* "Smart" car... just sayin...
Coy - So true! Zero power!
Cole - Amen sister.
Paul-The - True. Cube would have been worse.
Well, maybe you can just imagine how young people think you are, since the market for those cars is probably 23 and under.....or 75 and above....and you certainly can not be mistaken for the latter category :-).
so, i found you by perusing random blogs. i haven't laughed so hard in a long time. i was laughing so hard i was crying. even read some of the funnies to my husband and he laughed just the same. just wanted to say THANK YOU!! you are thoroughly enjoyable. hope you don't mind that i will continue to follow you. ~carmen
so, i found you while perusing random blogs. i have not laughed that hard in a long time. i even read some of the funnies to my husband and he followed suit. you are hysterical. to that i say THANK YOU! i hope you don't mind if i continue to follow you. ~carmen
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